MC Lars – Scientology = WTF? PLUS LYRICS

This is my favourite song by MC Lars! “Scientology = WTF?” lyrics by MC Lars & Rob Piccininni Jr. music by MC Lars & Steve Connolly Party at the church of Scientology! Let me drop some science on Scientology L. Ron Hubbard’s weird sci-fi philosophy They cloud theology in top-secrecy Technology, mythology, and no apology 1952 was when it all began Started on a bet by a frusrtrated man His books weren’t selling, so L. Ron thought fast, He’d start a new religion and make a lot of cash Alien rulers, past lives, tone scales, Copywritten texts and scary emails Shutting up the critics, court battles left and right Mysterious deaths in the middle of the night Personality tests, E-meters, Narconon, Time Sqaure recruitment from dusk to dawn All this from the guy who wrote “Battlefield Earth” Salvation for a fee, let’s see what your soul’s worth CHORUS There’s a place in Florida where you’ve got friends We’ll help you transcend if you give us those ends (Party at the church of Scientology!) Don’t call it a cult, you just don’t understand Write us a check and take our hand (Party at the church of Scientology!) Actor are a target for their army of elite They feed their self-esteem and make them feel complete They mess with their minds, just look at Tom Cruise, jumping on the couch during Oprah’s interviews John Travolta fights thetans in his Florida estate piloting his plane, Dianetics books-on-tape Beck counts past lives in a temple in Bel-Air, Katie Holmes stays home and plays …